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In Today’s Top Story
Most people tune into Wake Up Britain in the morning not for the weather and traffic report, but to see WUB’s two anchors. Alex Craig (Benedict Cumberbatch) got hired because of his parents, the prolific Peter (Alan Rickman) and Linda Craig (Emma Thompson), owners of Britain’s top newspaper, The London Herald. Dana Turner (Karen Gillan) got the job through her parents, Nicholas (Colin Firth) and Beth Turner (Kate Winslet), creators of London’s go to news website, BritainBuzz. In a socety where technology butts heads with tradition, the Craigs view the Turners as a threat to their newspaper sales, and the Turners think the Craigs are pompous and outdated. How will the parents react when they find out their children are dating?
BRB FLAILING EVERYWHERE
IT’S OVER. I’M DEAD. CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP.
Lily and Snape went to the Yule Ball together and Muggle danced because that’s what they did over the summer. HEAD CANON.
There was a lot of pointing and gaffawing when Slytherin and Gryffindor entered the ballroom. Much like that part of the video for Wizard Love. Oh yes. And then Lily did the running man and Sev. Well Sev did the robot. But things got awkward when a slow song came on. So Severus made an excuse to go get punch.
But then Lily stopped him so they danced. They slow danced anyway.
KILL ME NOW. THIS SHIP IS RUINING ME. I’M RUINED.
IS IT WRONG FOR ME TO SHIP THIS?
Okay, I don’t. But Kate Winslet would’ve made a perfect Lily Potter. That’s all I have to say.
Gotta watch Dr. Who now. Ta-ta!
CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP
I MEAN, HBC SINGING MUFFIN TOP WOULD BE GREAT.
UK RECAST- 30 ROCK